See , how people write leave Applications.

See , how people write leave Applications.  It's murder of English language. But Funny.  Just Read It. The Leave Applications;)   A GNM from JDWNRH: Applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." This is from a Primary Teacher-a keralite: who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.." Another gem from NEC-Thimphu, Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.." From  Administration section of MoHCA: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave." Another employee from BBSC applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave" An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday." A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day." Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." An official rely from MoLHR to a businessman: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..." Actual letter written for application of leave by an MP (DPT): "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". Letter writing by my son:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." A perspective candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.